Kristina contemplates healthy one-liners

Before we chat about our mothers, let’s look around for an AFib machine.

Yes, we can talk about my ex…but first somebody get the table a round of Tums.

Sorry, I’ll only talk about Covid if there’s a doctor in the house.

I’m not going grey. I’m becoming a beguiling blonde.

If I lived in a cave I’d still collect crap.

I saw the weirdest thing today…a cop driving slow.

Alcohol…derailing brilliant trains of thought since the beginning of booze.